Monday, February 18, 2013

Tell me why . . .

Happy Monday, ya'll!

Wait . . . 

No.  No, actually, it's not.  This Monday SUCKS!  It sucks big, stinky, hairy, mastodon balls!  Why, you ask?  (And even if you didn't, I'm gonna tell ya anyway!)
  1. Aunt Flo -- that unwelcome, smelly, messy, cranky, crampy, fucktarded BITCH -- is visiting, which means I've gotten next-to-nothing done on account of the excruciating pain of menstrual migraines (and cramps, of course) and general lethargy.  
  2. My kids are home from school today, giving them a long, 3-day weekend, thanks to Presidents' Day -- which, by the by, I have absolutely NO idea why the fuck we celebrate, considering it's a huge fucking farce, much like most everything having to do with presidents and government in this fucking country -- and my angels have been driving me insane, which is leading to a psychotic culmination of massive proportions that may just land my massive ass in prison . . . or at least the nearest psychiatric facility for the criminally insane.  
  3. And finally, it's my darling husband's birthday, but he's stuck working -- and if that didn't suck enough, he didn't even get any Birthday Nookie, on account of #1.
So, in honor of how much I thoroughly despise Monday -- today's Monday, in particular -- I thought I'd link up today with the fabulous Mod Mom over at Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom, for her "I Don't Like Mondays" Blog Hop.

And, as if my above rant regarding my shitty Monday isn't enough, I'd like to leave you with the following, curtesy of the genius that is Aaron Sorkin's mind:
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8 comments:

  1. Ah...Presidents Day...I guess they need an excuse to have a sale on mattresses and cars, right? I'd like to change it to Precedence Day. And i'd like to set a Precedence for vodka drinking. In fact, I already have. I'm two apple/cranberry/vodka/cinnamon martinis in and already I'm liking this holiday. A lot.

    Thanks for linking up! Happy to meet you! And I curse like a sailor too. We should get along just fine!:)

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    1. That sounds like a yummy cocktail! I'm just finishing my blueberry Stoli & cranberry . . . I needed something to wash down some more Midol.

      Happy to link up! Donna's right, too . . . reading your blog always makes me smile. :-)

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  2. ModMom's gotta make you smile, even on Monday.

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    1. I concur! You make me smile, too, Donna!

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  3. Today was Family Day in Canada (except here in BC, when it was last Monday for some weird reason)and I have NO idea the purpose of this holiday. I was going to go into work last Monday until my son guilted me into taking the day off by saying "Someone asked me how I'm spending Family Day and I said I'm doing nothing. By myself. Alone. Because my mom is working". So I took the day off and he spent the majority of Monday in his room on his laptop. Awesome.

    Ugh, Aunt Flo is such a twat. I had a hysterctomy last year and do not miss that bitch at ALL

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    1. Don't you love being on the receiving end of guilt trips by your kids?! NOT! Christ . . . isn't every day "Family Day"?!

      Aunt Flo is a twat. I concur, wholeheartedly.

      Thanks so much for visiting!

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  4. Wow. That is a reeealllly suck ass Monday.. Poor you.. :( I hope the rest of your week improves!

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    1. Nope. My entire fucking week sucked. I'm still bleeding, I'm still in a fuck-ton of pain, and I just keep getting bitchier with every passing hour. I just wanna curl up into a ball and cry. :-(

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