21: Would you swear in front of your parents?
I would, and I do . . . they don't like it very much, but there ya go.
22: Which continents have you been on?
Only one. Christ, I rarely leave my house -- I've hardly left my state -- you're asking about continents?!
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
Yes . . . usually whenever I'm not doing the driving, as a matter of fact. I don't have any horror stories about it, though.
24: Why did you name your blog whatever you named your blog?
It's who I am! I'm highly dysfunctional, yet completely functional. Savvy?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
Sure! Why not?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up? Post a picture if you can.
27: In a past life I must have been a . . .
"How come in former lifetimes, everybody was someone famous? How come nobody ever says they were Joe Schmo?" Me? I was a nobody. Guaranteed.
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
Ugh. I wouldn't want to look at ANY city skyline for the rest of my life! I much prefer living in the boonies, and God willing, as soon as all the kids are out and on their own, the husband and I are moving somewhere even MORE boonie-like!
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
Flying from Philly to Vegas.
30: The longest you've ever slept?
I can easily sleep 12 hours, if not longer. My record is just shy of 22 hours in one clip -- no bathroom breaks or anything -- when I had pneumonia a few years back. I stayed in bed for that entire week, only getting up to pee.
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
Buy one? No way in hell. Wear one? Sure! Why not?
32: Do you pluck your eyebrows?
Do I? Not often. Should I? Definitely.
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
Not far at all. I throw like a girl who's throwing with a broken arm.
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
Canada, maybe? That way I wouldn't have to fly to come home for a visit.
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
No, no, no, and no.
37: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Using the formula: (W + I) * C . . .
W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed upon by many within scientific circles.
I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem.
There are three circumstances:
0 = the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood
1 = the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to
2 = the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood
We clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation.
C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence is a must in any problem involving the word "chuck", and which is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being.
As is clear, the answer is (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3 units of wood.
(As much as I'd love to claim the above answer as my own, I shamelessly stole it from here.)
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