Sunday Stealing: The Basically Obscure Meme, Part 2

Sunday Stealing:  The Basically Obscure Meme, Part 2

21:  Would you swear in front of your parents?
I would, and I do . . . they don't like it very much, but there ya go.

22:  Which continents have you been on?
Only one.  Christ, I rarely leave my house -- I've hardly left my state -- you're asking about continents?!

23:  Do you get motion sickness?  Any horror stories?
Yes . . . usually whenever I'm not doing the driving, as a matter of fact.  I don't have any horror stories about it, though.

24:  Why did you name your blog whatever you named your blog?
It's who I am!  I'm highly dysfunctional, yet completely functional.  Savvy?

25:  Would you wear a rainbow jacket?  A neon yellow sweater?  Checkered pants?
Sure!  Why not?  

26:  What was your favorite cartoon growing up?  Post a picture if you can.

27:  In a past life I must have been a . . .
"How come in former lifetimes, everybody was someone famous?  How come nobody ever says they were Joe Schmo?"  Me?  I was a nobody.  Guaranteed.

28:  If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
Ugh.  I wouldn't want to look at ANY city skyline for the rest of my life!  I much prefer living in the boonies, and God willing, as soon as all the kids are out and on their own, the husband and I are moving somewhere even MORE boonie-like!

29:  Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
Flying from Philly to Vegas.

30:  The longest you've ever slept?
I can easily sleep 12 hours, if not longer.  My record is just shy of 22 hours in one clip -- no bathroom breaks or anything -- when I had pneumonia a few years back.  I stayed in bed for that entire week, only getting up to pee.

31:  Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures?  Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
Buy one?  No way in hell.  Wear one?  Sure!  Why not?

32:  Do you pluck your eyebrows?
Do I?  Not often.  Should I?  Definitely.

33:  Favorite kind of bean?  Kidney?  Black?  Pinto?
Mister!

34:  How far can you throw a baseball?
Not far at all.  I throw like a girl who's throwing with a broken arm.

35:  If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
Canada, maybe?  That way I wouldn't have to fly to come home for a visit.

36:  Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food?  Vietnamese?  Korean?  Nepalese?  How was it?
No, no, no, and no.

37:  How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Using the formula: (W + I) * C . . .
W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed upon by many within scientific circles.
I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem.
There are three circumstances:
     0 = the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood
     1 = the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to
     2 = the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood 
We clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation.
C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence is a must in any problem involving the word "chuck", and which is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being.
As is clear, the answer is (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3 units of wood.

(As much as I'd love to claim the above answer as my own, I shamelessly stole it from here.)

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