TMI Answers: A Fresh, Clean Start!

I'm thievin' again! 

I'm going to participate, once more, in Just a Jeep Guy's TMI Answers, which I discovered via John Thomas.  Without any ado whatsoever, I now present TMI Saturday!

And away we go!

A Fresh, Clean Start!

1. How often do you shower or bathe?
   Okay.  This is going to gross some of you out, and I sincerely apologize for that, but it is what it is.  I shower when I have to.  No more, no less.  I'll do whore-baths (as my friend and former coworker, Arlene, called them) every night:  wash the naughty bits, the boobs, and the underarms.  I wash my face & brush my teeth -- like clockwork -- every morning & every night.  I'm a stay-at-home mom, for cryin' out loud!  I rarely go anywhere or do anything, so why waste the water to shower every day?  As for baths, I bathe only every so often.  I love doing a baking soda/Epsom salt bath at least once a month.  And if I've had a shitty day, a really, really hot, relaxing bath works wonders.
2. When do you like to shower?
   I don't have a preferred time.  Like I said, I shower when I have to.
3. Describe your shower (or bath) routine.
   Well, my nightly whore-bath routine is above . . . when I shower, I go all out.  I start from the top and I work my way down.  I spend lots of time on my hair, I'll shave, and exfoliate . . . and I'll often use up all the hot water.
4. Do you like to shower or bathe with you S.O.?
   Yes.  My husband and I do like to shower together.  Baths?  Not so much . . . but only because we don't have a tub that's big enough for both of us.  Showering together, though, is fun.  Not always sexy fun -- though there's definitely something to be said for shower head  ;-)  -- but fun nonetheless.  Plus, when we shower together, we wash each others' backs, and that's just AWESOME!  There's nothing quite like a really good back scrub, and those bath brushes just don't cut it.
5. Shaving: what, where and how often?
   I shave my underarms quite often, because I absolutely HATE having stubbly/hairy armpits.  I shave my legs a lot more often in the summer than in the winter.  And as for the naughty bits?  I keep everything neat.  I shave my bikini line, but my husband takes care of trimming everything else for me, because he loves me, and it turns him on.  (He's weird.)  I'll shave everything, completely, once in a blue moon, but only as a special surprise for my husband.  I hate doing it, because the itchiness as it grows back is absolutely, positively the worst! 
6. Do you shower at the gym or wait until you get home?
   At the gym, definitely.  I do aqua-aerobics with the geriatrics, and I cannot stand the smell of the chlorine and various assorted chemicals on me and in my hair after I get out of the pool.  It's gross.
7. Before having sex do you like to be freshly showered?  Ripe?  Perfumed?  How do you like your partner?
   I don't need to be freshly showered; ripe is out of the question, however.   I mean, I'm only having sex with my husband, and he's seen me give birth, for cryin' out loud, but I do have some pride.  Not much, granted, but some. 
   I don't wear perfume.  If my skin is dry, especially in the winter, I'll use whatever lotion I happen to have lying around, and sometimes it's scented (for example, I'll often get Bath & Body Works lotion for Christmas or my birthday), but that's as far as I'll go concerning perfume.  Well, that and baby powder.  I love using baby powder. 
   As for my husband?  He showers daily, on account of actually having a job and all, so he always smells good.  Even when he gets home from work he doesn't really smell bad!  Though getting a whiff of him fresh out of the shower does send my libido into overdrive.   ;-)

Bonus

Sex in the bathroom:  Shower, Bath, Hot tub, Public?
Shower:  Check -- often.   ;-)  
Bath:  Once -- uncomfortable.  Not much room.   :-(
Hot tub:  Check -- fun when possible.  Don't have access to one, so it rarely happens.
Public:  Check -- a few times!  Fun, but it's been a while.  I guess my husband and I are just getting a bit too old for that sort of thing.  

TMI Questions
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